Baseball Jokes

What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat

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At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!

How is baseball like cake?

They both need batters

What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad

Why is the titanic good at baseball : because it sinks it

Why can’t orphans play baseball

Because they don’t know we’re home is

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team Because I hate dealing with parents.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t know where home is.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger

Then it hit me

A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.