Baseball jokes
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
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At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat!
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Trevor Bauer for President.
I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team.
Because I hate dealing with parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.