Baseball jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Baseball is awesome!
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I miss playing baseball.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.