What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
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At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
Why can’t orphans play baseball ?
Because the can’t find home
why cant orphans play baseball they cant hit an home run
why cant orphans play baseball? because the cant make to home
why cant orphans play baseball they don't know where home is
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
Why cant the chinese play baseball? They ate all the bats
Why cant orphans never run all the bases in baseball? Because they can never make it home
Why are orphans bad at baseball.
They don’t know where home is.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters
why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat
What’s Mexico’s favourite sport? Cross Country
Why can't orphans play baseball, they don’t know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the can’t see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they don’t know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
He can’t find home
Why does a orphan always get out in baseball
Cause he can't run home
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball or softball
They can’t find home 🤣