Catcher jokes
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense!
You gotta believe me!
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.