Catcher jokes
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.