Baseball memes

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

They can never make it home.