Baseball jokes
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!