why are asians so bad at baseball.... because they ate the bat
whats the difference between a orphan and a baseball player ? the base ball player knows where home base is.
What is an orphans most hated baseball team. The Padres
Why can't Orphan play baseball because they can't find home
Why can't orphans play baseball..............they can;t find homešš
Why donāt orphans play baseball? cause They canāt find home
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, āWhere is home room?ā The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball
Because they dont know where home is
Why canāt orphans play baseball Because They can never find home
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says Iām okay, but I feel like Iāve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldnāt build a car out of spaghetti. You shouldāve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, āWhatās your favorite kind of music?ā The other says, āIām a big metal fan.ā
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didnāt the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I canāt drink coffee anymore. Or else theyāll ground me!
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they canāt get a home run
why cant a orghphen play baseball? Cus he cant get home
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they canāt find home
did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't
How can you tell a PokƩmon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
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When I hit a home run I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why couldnāt the kid play baseball because he couldnāt find home
