Baseball jokes
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What's brown and hurts your teeth? A chocolate? No. A baseball bat in my hands.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!