Why Can't Orphans play baseball - They can't find home
why are orphans bad at baseball they dont have a homeplate
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
when you go to a baseball game and they say heads up and put your head up and the ball hits you in the head.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs
why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because, everybody likes a good batter!
what cant play home in baseball they dont have one
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
Why can't the orphan run past third base: Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
What is baseball ⚾️
How do baseballs ⚾️ communicate?
They touch base!
In America they was a boy named urhan and he had one hand and a stump and a girl named handa who was a orphan, they had a trial for Boston red socks and they failed because urhan couldn’t stump the ball and handa didn’t know where home was.
