Baseball jokes
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Memes
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Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What is an orphan's most hated baseball team? The Padres.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
A: They already ate the bat.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!