Baseball jokes
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
A guard at a baseball stadium let in the pheasant, the chicken, and the duck. But he didn't let in the turkey. Why? Because four strikes and you are out!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.