Baseball jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.