Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
How can you tell a PokƩmon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.