Baseball jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. šš
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
Why couldnāt the kid play baseball? Because he couldnāt find home.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
How can you tell a PokƩmon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they canāt get a home run.
Why canāt Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you donāt get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they canāt find home.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they donāt know what a home looks like.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.