Baseball jokes
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why don't Indians play baseball?
Every time they reach a corner, they make a shop.