Baseball jokes
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.