When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t Asian people play baseball
Why?
Cause they ate the bat
what cant play home in baseball they dont have one
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer And then It hit me
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
Why can't the orphan run past third base: Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters
why don't indians play baseball?
Everytime they reach a corner they make a shop
What is baseball?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
