Baseball jokes
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Trevor Bauer for President.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...