Baseball jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.