Baseball jokes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.