Baseball

Baseball jokes

Baseball Game

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Cheater

What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?

Cheater, cheater, woman beater!

Stereotype

Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.

Batter

Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!

Asian

Why can’t Asian people play baseball?

Why?

'Cause they ate the bat!

Ball

I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.

And then it hit me.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.