Baseball jokes
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Why did the Red Sox lose?
They say, "Boo, Colorado Rockies."
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Trevor Bauer for President.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.