Baseball Jokes

Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....

Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???

'Cuz' he made his home run

An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.

I did a walk today but it was good for me and my car and a walk today

I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat

Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!

why are asians so bad at baseball.... because they ate the bat

did you hear about the baseball game between america and ethiopia? America - 8 Ethiopia - didn't

Why did the orphan join the baseball team? Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home

Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.

Why can't Indians play baseball bc every time they hit a corner they open a shop

Why can’t Asian people play baseball

Why?

Cause they ate the bat

why cant an orphan win a baseball game? Because they can't reach home

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!