Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why is the most popular food at a baseball stadium pancakes? Because everybody likes a good batter!
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
I was at a baseball game and I was wondering why the ball was coming closer.
And then it hit me.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why can't the orphan run past third base?
'Cause the orphan doesn't have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
