Baseball jokes
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.