Baseball jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
China should be a baseball team.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.