Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!