Baseball jokes
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
China should be a baseball team.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.