Baseball jokes
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
China should be a baseball team.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.