Baseball jokes
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
China should be a baseball team.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
I was playing baseball with orphans, but when they hit a homerun, they had nowhere to go.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.