Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Baseball Jokes
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
