Bad jokes
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!