What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
What is blue but smells like red paint? - Blue paint
My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, ̈Sorry, we don't serve food here."
You remind me of a snowflake, beautiful and unique. One touch and your wet.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
How do you scare a bee?
BooBee
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
What did the man say to the woman. "Make me a sandwhich".
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.
I'm not completely usless I can be used as a bad example.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose
can a orphan go to a family Resturant?
Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it's ill-eagle
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
