Bad Jokes

One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem

I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

Arent I badly good

Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!

Wife:I think these pants are getting too small for me!

Husband: Dont worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump. She really hates it when I spit my food back out. Stephen Hawking

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree

To bad he left him hanging

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I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.

Why can't an orphan be gay?? Because they don't have anyone to call daddy ( My bad if this offended anyone)

your hairline is so bad the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamus` wife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus` wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."