Bad jokes
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Names......
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, “Ma’am, I’ve got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?” After quickly thinking it over, she responds, “I’ll have the bad news first, doctor.”
The doctor replies, “Well, I’m not sure how to put this, and I’m sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.”
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother’s face. “Doctor, if that’s the bad news, what’s the good news?” The doctor replies, “He’s dead.”
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!