Why did frozoan have a head ach he had brainfreeze
what do boobs and toys have in common?
kids end up playing with toys but adults end up playing with boobs.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts? They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
why do people have sex- because there dumb.
Question: What do you call 8 apples? Answer: The iPhone 8
your hairline is so bad that it makes lebron's hairline look normal.
Why are colds such bad robbers? -- Because they're so easy to catch.
I feel bad for Shopping Carts there allwaze being pushed around
Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what's the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I've been trying to contact you sense yesterday
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods
One day little Jonny and little Susan were in bible class and little susan had been tired that day so she kept falling asleep and the teacher said to little susan who is our lord and savier and little jonny poked her in the but with a push pin and she yelled JESUS CHRIST and the teacher goes thats right go back to be and then the next thing the teacher asked who gave up there son for our sins and little jonny poked her again and she yelled GOD AL MIGHTY and she says thats right go back to bed and the next quisten the teacher asked was what did ADAM SAY TO EVE after there 13th child little jonny poked her in the but again she yelled IF YOU STICK TAHT THING IN ME AGAIN I AM GOING TO BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHUV IT UP YOUR OWN ASS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag
One is made of plastic and bad for kids the other one holds shopping
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
It's funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide n seek ? Because Everytime she hides she will always spotted
