Question: how bad is german wifi?Answer: it ́s the wurst.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but toady is a gift that is why it I called the present.
why is it bad to high five an emo.. they will leave themselves hanging
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJ's?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
he never has a bad day
because he always wake’s up on both sides on the bed
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat and the priest says bad boys and then his friend says what Kibab do you want and the priest says bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Yo barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a plants vs zombies map and that shii fit perfectly
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)
that's it, it wasn't a joke.
I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
