A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok there just telling me to keep myself safe :)
that's it, it wasn't a joke.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
This Pun is soo bad your gonna PUNch me.
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less dna evidence
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said...... It’s a wood hulem
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand up.
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
There were 3 guys in detetenion called zip willy pee and they were all being naughty the teacher came in and said zip down willy out pee in the corner
why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection."
Joke
Why do horses 🐴 eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke...
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home
What did batman say to roben before they got in the car? - Get in the car
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
whats an orphans fav meme. Homer going into a bush might take a while to notice and this one is bad
