Bad jokes
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
What's bad? A nut allergy.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."