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Orphan

Anonymous

Why are orphans bad at baseball.

They don’t know where home is.

Toe

Dawn

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

See

Isaac O.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn’t see that one coming, don’t feel bad, they didn’t either

Grass

John Doe

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Forehead

cneal04

Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that’s my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds “those are my headlights.” He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down “daddy whats that?” The dad replies “that’s my car.” He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says “you can lay with me.” He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see’s them going at it he then yells “mommy turn on you’re headlights daddy’s parking his car in you’re garage!” THUD

Puns

Anonymous

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

Count

Anonymous

Why was Hitler bad at math?

He could only count to nein.

America

the gay potato king

why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers

Depression

Jasmine

It’s funny that everyone is depressed like I mean Bullys are depressed Nerds are depressed Bad girls/boys are depressed Kind humans are depressed

Doctor

joel

The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.

Shell

Charles

What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!

Shop

A man

I feel bad for Shopping Carts there allwaze being pushed around

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Red

Anonymous

What’s red and really bad for your teeth. A brick.

Girl

J0K35

Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?

Because the teacher said she missed all her periods

Orphan

Anonymous

Why are orphans bad at baseball

They don’t know where home is

Puns

Anonymous

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

Fire

Saugat

What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired

Baby

Anonymous

Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I’ve ever made.

Then I realize “My daughter isn’t THAT bad…”

Fight

Gwen

What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?

I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!

Man

Jcy

Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “weII done”

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