Bad jokes
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
What do you call a bad amputation?
A rip-off.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.