Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE it's fine for someone to say boys against girls but the moment I say blacks against whites I'm the bad guy
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun..... Then it dawned on me
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad( chicken Caesar salad )
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, "Its a bad habit"
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid
One day 2 Chinese with broken English go to America. When they arrive they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu they see "hot dog" but since there English is bad, they think its literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back there both surprised and one of them ask "What part of the dog did you get."
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
Principal: You're being bad im gonna need to call your parents! Orphan: *sits there sadly*
You got a black cat. He was bad luck. Everyone left you and you comited suicide. What a CATastrophe.
Why are colds such bad robbers? -- Because they're so easy to catch.
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide n seek ? Because Everytime she hides she will always spotted
So anyway, this old guy goes to the doctors. The doctor says "It's bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimers". The old guy replies "At least I've not got cancer".
