Bad Jokes

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.

your mom

What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?

This is a stand-up.

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

i was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit to EAR-itating

What's red and bad for your teeth? -- A brick.

Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.

What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired

What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family

what game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

hangman

First of all, If a Woman Sue's Bill Cosby for Drugging & Rape 50 Years ago, & She Could still remember it, IT COULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BAD

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

I'm sorry and my bad mean the same thing, unless your at a funeral.

One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"