Bad jokes
My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week. She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
BAHAHAHAHAH
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
The first time I heard your voice, my foreskin fell off.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
This is a bad day for me.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.