Ads? More like bads.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
