Bad jokes
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
BAD!!!!!!
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
This is a bad day for me.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.