Bad jokes
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
BAD!!!!!!
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!