Bad jokes

Why are the English so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.