Bad

Bad jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the dentist?

He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

Skeleton

"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"

"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost two towers.

Cat

How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"

How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"

Hairline

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Knock

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

People

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

Farmer

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

Dog

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

Girlfriend

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.