Bad jokes
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Ads? More like bads.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
This is a bad day for me.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"