Bad jokes

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?

Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Ads? More like bads.

Why are the English so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Why is Bill the bad guy?

Monica wanted to suck dick.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"