A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of achors so I punched him in the teeth
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. YOU CAN'T, CAN YOU?"
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Tyler hairline is so bad
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop.
I would tell you a good joke but I can’t so here is a bad one
I would tell you a joke about a teacher but she’d kill you at school
Your so white that when I turn off of the lights you were a night light
“Knock Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Dishes.” “Dishes who?” “Dishes a bad joke.”
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad How did Helen Keller drew? With her hand
Deja Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before
Yo buzz cut so bad that the bees buzz around it
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Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
Abortion is bad
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Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
