Bad jokes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Memes
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!