Bad jokes

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Why are the English so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

Ads? More like bads.

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

This is a bad day for me.