Bad jokes

They say that bad things happen to good people.

So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

This is a bad day for me.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.

Abortion is bad.

A fan gave another fan a blowjob.

Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.

The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

I'm Gay.

Why don't orphans play GTA?

Because they're sad they don't get wanted!

Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.