Bad jokes

Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?

Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

Why are the English so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.