Bad jokes
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
This is a bad day for me.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
Ads? More like bads.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"