Bad jokes
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
This is a bad day for me.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!