Bad jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?

A girlfriend likes a bad boy.

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

This is a bad day for me.

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Dishes."

"Dishes who?"

"Dishes a bad joke."

jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.

Abortion is bad.

A fan gave another fan a blowjob.

Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.

The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"