Bad jokes
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Ads? More like bads.
When you think about it, Hitler wasn’t a bad person. He killed Hitler.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "I’m sorry!"
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!