Bad jokes
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!