Bad jokes
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Memes
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
BAD!!!!!!
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹