Bad jokes
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Please read all of it. I know it's long, please read all of it.
This dad heard his daughter praying. As she was praying, she came to an end: "Goodnight grandma, goodbye grandpa, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad didn't think about the grandpa part and headed to bed. The next morning, the mom and dad heard that the grandpa died. The dad thought it was just coincidence, so he carried on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye grandma, goodnight daddy, goodnight mommy." After he heard "goodbye grandma," his facial expression changed, and he went straight to bed. The next morning, the grandma died out of nowhere. The dad began to worry and continued on with his day. At night, he heard his daughter again: "Goodbye daddy, goodnight mommy." The dad got scared, so he had a plan to go to work and stay hidden there. So that's what he did. When he got home the next day, his wife asked where he had been, and he replied back, "Sorry honey, I had a horrible day today." She replied back saying: "Oh, you think you had a bad day? The mailman just died on the front porch this morning!" If you get it, you get it.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
here is a cute lil guy for anybody having a bad day
Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.