Bad jokes
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What do you call a bad bull?
A bully.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.