Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes they have no delivery.
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
BAD!!!!!!
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
