Bad jokes
A heavily pregnant woman is in an accident and gives birth to twins while comatose. Upon awakening some days later, the doctors tell her that her brother Tom filled out the birth certificates while she was out.
"Oh no, Tom's an idiot, what did he name my daughter?" she asked the nurse.
"Denise."
"That's not a bad name. And what did he name the boy?"
"Tom Junior."
Roses are red, Larry is bad.
I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
modern feminism.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
Tata
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.