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Bad jokes

Orphan

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Grandpa

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My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

Somebody

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Me when I’m texting somebody and their spelling is so bad I can’t understand what they’re saying

Three cartoon characters with rectangular yellow heads, wearing black suits, and red sunglasses are shown against a dark background. The middle character has text above his head that says, "I know you need grammar classes."

Airplane

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A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Forehead

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Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

Delivery

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Hairline

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Life

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If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.