Bad

Bad jokes

Orphan

  • I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

    Airplane

  • A blonde crashes an airplane.

    Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

    Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

    Officer: *face palms self*

    Also officer: Here's your sign.

    Forehead

  • Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

    I know it's bad, sorry.

    Delivery

  • Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

    Hairline

  • Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."