Bad jokes
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Really bad penis joke.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
Every moon has a silver lining.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
Sometimes I look back at everything bad I have done. I tell myself it's ok, they're just telling me to keep myself safe :)
That's it, it wasn't a joke.
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
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Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?