Bad jokes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.