Bad jokes
A paradigm are so bad, go away from fast and fast and faster than a rabbit. Once upon a time there was a rabbit who teased a tortoise. The tortoise challenged the rabbit to a race. The race began and the rabbit ran fast as the tortoise walked slow. The rabbit thought the tortoise could not come here so slow, so he decided to take a nap. As he took a nap, the tortoise walked past through him and soon the rabbit woke. He ran as fast as he could, but when he came to the end, the rabbit saw the tortoise and then the rabbit never teased the tortoise again.
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
My Dad:,,Dont Smoke its very bad for your health" Also my Dad:
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
You would think catholic churches would be in favor of condoms: less DNA evidence.
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation, and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going, he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day, you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down..."
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
I got so bad about cutting myself every time I went to the bathroom, I wanted to break my jacket zipper off and use that!
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.