Bad jokes
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To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
Doctor: Do you want the good news or the bad news first?
Patient: Good news!
Doctor: We are naming a disease after you.
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
This isn't a joke.
There was a homeless family in need of a room, but the guy said no more rooms because they were homeless. So, they got into a barn, and the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, that little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
I had the worst day of my life. My 13 year old ex got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard. Did I mention that we were in Syria?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].