Bad jokes
Joke.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
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A guy is bankrupt, so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says, "I'll f--ck you for $10." The boy says, "I would, but I don't have any money." She says, "Ok, I'll take the duck instead." He says, "Ok," so they go upstairs and f--ck. The prostitute says, "That's the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back, and we can do it again." So they do, and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs, the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home, his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says, "Well, I got a f--ck for a duck, a duck for a f--ck, and $25 for a f--cked up f--ck."
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Yo Nan.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
Bad handjobs are rare. They’re hard to come by.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?