Bad jokes
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.