Bad jokes
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.