Bad jokes
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
Memes
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it, then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF!"
How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
This is a bad day for me.