Bad jokes
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!