Bad jokes

Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"

And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Why are the English so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."

"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.