Bad jokes
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
BAD!!!!!!
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Memes
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
"I want to know who this fake me is! I haven't even posted or commented on anything bad or said a curse. I am very kindly asking you to stop."
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Ads? More like bads.