What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Bad Jokes
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Ads? More like bads.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
