Bad jokes
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Memes
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.