Bad jokes
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Memes
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
Ads? More like bads.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.