Bad jokes
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Memes
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.