Bad jokes
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
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We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"