Bad jokes
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.