Bad jokes

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

Why is America so bad at playing chess?

They lost two towers.

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?

So, it was you....

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?

What do you call a rapper with bad credit?

Lil Borrow.

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Doctor: I have bad news.

Man: What?

Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.

Man: Oh, no...

Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.

Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!