Bad jokes
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Doctor: I have bad news.
Man: What?
Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer.
Man: Oh, no...
Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's.
Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.