Bad

Bad jokes

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

Grandpa

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

Memes

Africa

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

God

Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.

Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.

Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.

Conclusion: Therefore he exists.

Orphan

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Airplane

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

Owl

My owl turned 180 today.

He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.

Trashcan

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

Mama

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Game

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Scarecrow

Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?

Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂