Your hairline so bad even your mama left you
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me.
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
this is just a bad emo pickup line lmao
are you maria? cuz u can sure as hell count ME in
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play trash is always in your way. LOL
what a magic trick its soo bad
to bad chick
Q: Why was the pilot sad? A: Cause he was bad at playing jenga đź’€
the fish do nothing that is defenly a bad joke
How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Why the fuck would I do that. I should have never masturbated in front of my turtle. So basically I was watching porn in my 55 inch tv and my turtle was next to me in the couch. The porno was really old. It was a DVD from 2002. It was probably the hottest porn I have ever watch and honestly I'm probably going to watch porn on dvd instead from the internet. The only reason I had my turtle with me was because whenever I cum, I feel really depressed and lonely, so I thought that if my turtle watched with my I wouldn't feel lonely. Well I started stroking my willie, I used lotion, i took all my clothes off, but my dumbass forgot the tissues. I realized that I forgot to grab tissues but it was too late. I was going to cum. I didn't want to cum everywhere so I had to think fast. It was when I saw my turtle when I realized what I had to do. I came like a motherfucker. My turtle was painted with my cum in his tiny little face and all around his shell. He didn't say a word about it, he didn't move, he just stood there looking at me like I killed a bunch of children. I would never forgot the look my turtle gave me. His disappointing face broke my heart. I put on my clothes, I took my turtle to the bathroom and cleaned him off. What happened, happened. But my turtle would never forgot what happened. My turtle, Tommy, would never forgive me. Today, I passed by him and I know he still remembers what i did to him 3 hours ago. My only wish, is that one day, Tommy the turtle will forgive me for my horrible sins.
Whenever I buy condoms, I go to the same store and the cashier always asked me. Do you want back for that? They’re not bad looking I got game
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
Yo buzz cut so bad that the bees buzz around it
your hairline so bad it was used as the starbucks logo
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad How did Helen Keller drew? With her hand
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
my bad but you stink so bad you past by a trashcan and it yes wow! i didnt know i had family!
