Bad jokes
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Memes
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.