Bad jokes

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

My owl turned 180 today.

He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.

Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.

Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.

Conclusion: Therefore he exists.

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.

What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?

So, it was you....

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.

Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

What do you call a rapper with bad credit?

Lil Borrow.

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

Why are the English so bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.