There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
KSI driving ability.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What did batman say to roben before they got in the car? - Get in the car
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
