KSI driving ability
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.
What did batman say to roben before they got in the car? - Get in the car
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely PUNished
My dog has no nose How does he smell Terrible
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
Why is stephan Hawkins a bad husband? Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
Me:knock knock Some dude on the street: who’s there Me: whowhowho Dude:whowhowho who? Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho
alec is bad at league? jokes, jarid is haha
A man goes for his annual checkup. Afterward, he's sitting in the doctor's office, and the doctor comes in with the results of his tests. The doctor says, "I have some bad news; you have cancer and Alzheimer's." The man replies, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
What did one bear reply to his bad pun? BEAR WITH ME!!
