What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
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What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
KSI driving ability.
What's so special about bullets?
They do work after they are fired.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
What did batman say to roben before they got in the car? - Get in the car
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely PUNished
My dog has no nose How does he smell Terrible
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
Why is stephan Hawkins a bad husband? Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
