what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those
why doesent santa have kids becouse he only comes once a year
Doctor: I have good news and I have worse news Patient: Well what's the bad news Doctor: You have one day left to live Patient: What news could possibly be worse Doctor: I've been trying to contact you sense yesterday
hands Down, syndromes are bad
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, "Its a bad habit"
Monkey:What ya doing Other monkey:Just you know "Hanging around"
Bad joke right i just can't think of something amazing it's like my brain is "Hanging"
YEAH NOT TO BAD AT ALL REALLY
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head? Stopping it with the shovel
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? He fingered A minor(get it, like the chord A minor)
What has more brains then the Columbine Students? The wall behind them xD
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
Someone was crushing a bag of chips i said are you making edibles
Why are Mexicans so bad in the olympics? Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
A man wakes up from his operation and the doctor says ‘I have bad news and good news, what do you want to hear first?’ The man says ‘bad’ so the doctor says ‘during the surgery your girlfriend decided to leave a message that she’s leaving you for another man’ the man says ‘what’s the good then?’ And the doctor says ‘I’m picking her up at 7’
A black man walked into a bar. Other guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
I'm really bad at giving directions. But, don't take that the wrong way.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
Jake Paul
