What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."