Bad jokes
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house looks like.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.