Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
A mirror and a beer bottle are arguing.
The beer bottle says: "If you break me, you get one year of bad luck."
The mirror scoffs: "Oh, that's nothing. You break me and you get 7 years of bad luck."
The condom overhears these arguments and walks off laughing.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
Why are women so bad at parking?
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop."
im tired of seeing mals joke the second i open up the site. its not a bad joke. im just tired of it
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
How do you make a cat sound like a dog? Pour gasoline on it then light it on fire and it will go "WOOF" How do you make a dog sound like a cat? Put it in the deep freeze until frozen solid, then run it through an electric saw and it will go "MMMRROWWWWWW"
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
"How would you describe a really bad skeleton?"
"Bad to the bone!" (Or "Rotten to the bone" if you want.)
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Yo buzz cut so bad that the bees buzz around it
