Bad jokes
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.