Bad jokes
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
That is so bad, just like you.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.