Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Bad Jokes
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
That is so bad, just like you.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
