Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
My woman is a nine on a bad day, but she’ll be 10 on her birthday.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.