Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
My friends in my friend group says that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad, I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck! Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
Where does bad light end up at? In Prism.
why are people from New York so bad at chess? < Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks)
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble RHYMES
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
My Grandpa Killed 30 Air-Force Pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
What is the difference between Black people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
do you want to be in heaven with Jesus our savior or be in earth with bad things
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Maybe Leo actually ISN’T stupid... maybe she just has BAD LUCK with thinking
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS
