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This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.
Class: no one stands up.
Teacher: Oh c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room*
Little Johnny: *stands up*
Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?
Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
