Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
Orphan Baseball
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You see, orphans don't have parents, right? So, they ain't got a "home" in the traditional sense. In baseball, "home base" is where you wanna be. Get it? They gotta run back to the base, 'cause they ain't got no other home! It's sad and hilarious, just like your attempts at being cool.