Alabama. Every time there's a family reunion a baby is born 9 months later.
Crispy Juicy Tender, I Just Put My New-Born Son In A Blender
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
Welcome to arbys, where your babies become our gravy!
Yep f someone says to you” I can’t roast trash” say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
You are stupid you can’t even ride a baby pony
Whats worse then ten dead babies in a dumpster, One dead in ten trash cans...lol
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby what makes no baby? Two Swallows
off topic but why is the picture in the baby category feet? and nasty feet at that? what am i, dan schneider?
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
why do cow have babys the moo-ved together
doctor: I will deliver the baby right away Dad: I would the baby to have a liver
What do you call a dead baby? spawn killed
what is a lion call as a baby cocota
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first? Watching their expression change.
whats a baby orphans favourite joke
(when am i gonna see my parents)
Lmao