I watched the series of "Unfortunate Events" 4 times, all the shows 4 times. I am crying. I am trying to finish the rest, then my brother comes in and says it is PG (Parental Guidance). After that, my brother called me a baby, then he pushed me off my bed. ðŸ˜
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
Why cant u ever fool an aborted baby? Because it wasnt born yesterday
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What do you call a baby with red on it A baby in a microwave
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple it’s mouth shut.
