What does a baby computer call its father- Data
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
Imagine this..ur a lesbian and ur doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say "eat me baby"
She pulls out a knife and fork
Why cant u ever fool an aborted baby? Because it wasnt born yesterday
Hey I Broke up with ur girl -Me What Why? Wait what? -Me u Facked Her So its ur Baby
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up a dead baby's ass
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun, and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
(wow two pregnancy jokes in a row)
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
Now from the top, make it drop, thats a wap thats a wap
whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation
ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up
What do you call a baby with red on it A baby in a microwave
You were born on the highway, Thats where most accidents happen.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple it’s mouth shut.
What's red allover and spins at 100mps
Baby in a blender
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger."
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!!!"
Whats the difference between my basement and my garage one has a pile of babies bodies the other has their heads
On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says "April april it was already dead".
Hahaha
