Awesome jokes
I am awesome, look at me!
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
Awesome, amazing game!
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Hi!!!! So it has been a very long time, and I have seen that your jokes have been becoming more and more inappropriate.
Guys, you don't need to be inappropriate to be cool! You are awesome if you like school, and even if you are gay, or anything in the LGBTQ+ category. #PRIDE
Anyway, I myself am not LGBTQ+, but I don't think people who are should get shamed for it. I love you guys, and stay positive!!!
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awesome!🔥🔥
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Period
im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<
Salute to this awesome setup
Mmmmmm femboys…
Moon Knight is awesome
Community talk
I LOVE MY SISTER SHES SO COOL AND AWESOME AND Amazing and PRETTY AND GORGEOUS I LOVE HER SHES THE BESTEST EVER I ADORE HER SINGING SO MUCH I LUV HER SHES THE BEST BIG SISTER EVER (even tho im older then her but .... Ehh its hard to explain) YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYATAYAYAYAYAYAYA
This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more
@MATT IN HONOR OF KAYLAS HAMSTER…. we request explain bear to be explain nibbles he’s a very cute hamster and is growing old so it would be super cool and awesome add #explainnibbles to show ur support (btw this is me and kayla’s idea lmfao)