Away jokes
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
How do you get away with murder?
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.