Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
Dark..Humor :)
How to run from Iran? Iran away
He drove to far away from the wall and the cord unplugged
Stephen Hawkins drove to far away from the wall and unplugged himself
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I one-der why he did that. He did that on purpose two trick me then I met him in the threes
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the chrime
If you buy two condoms, but your banging a woman, its fine, dont throw it away, just make her transgender. I dunno man, worked for me.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate...
How do you get away with murder?
your so weak someone breathed on you and you flew away
Once a bird went to search for food then suddenly he grain on a road when he saw a Bullock cart he said that's to far away then the Bullock immediately cam and the king bird came and the deceitful bird said sorry majesty I was wrong to eat this on the road and then he died and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it
Your so skinny if someone farts on your direction you will fly away
little johnny fucked a girl ran away fucked another ran went to the strip club got a private dance he has sex with them fucking ran yelled to some random bitch ass guy fuck him hes a bitch he bends down they have sex on the street they go home have sex little johnny wakes up questions himself fucking does it again he goes to the strip club fucks some more people when he is drunk questions himself some more then tries phone sex but his dick is to small
Q:Why did the chip run away? A:His saucy friend tried to jizz on him
how did sally die (how) she got shot (how) she could not run away
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “FaDiNg”
So I told my sister want hear some jokes and she was like hit me with best shot fire away and I was like okay I know ur singing and old song yeah I was trying to see if u sing too and I said who do u think I am Chris brown Hi
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school, because when the teacher says I want to have a parent/teacher conference they just go about their day
I bet when you were born the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
