"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Once upon a time there was an crow with a cheese in his mouth then a fox came and when he saw the piece of cheese he tried to trick the crow he said that the crow's voice was beautiful and then he said he wanted to hear him sing so the crow started singing and then the piece of cheese came into his mouth he said never trust anyone and then he walked away
How to run from Iran? Iran away
How do you get away with rape?
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
How do you get away with murder?
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
