"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Away Jokes
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.
How do you get away with rape?
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
How do you get away with murder?
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
