Away Jokes

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

Dark..Humor :)

He drove to far away from the wall and the cord unplugged

Stephen Hawkins drove to far away from the wall and unplugged himself

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I one-der why he did that. He did that on purpose two trick me then I met him in the threes

How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?

I think they just hacked the chrime

How do you get away with murder?

Once a bird went to search for food then suddenly he grain on a road when he saw a Bullock cart he said that's to far away then the Bullock immediately cam and the king bird came and the deceitful bird said sorry majesty I was wrong to eat this on the road and then he died and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it

Your so skinny if someone farts on your direction you will fly away

Q:Why did the chip run away? A:His saucy friend tried to jizz on him

how did sally die (how) she got shot (how) she could not run away

Bro told me this when he passed away.

I’m “FaDiNg”

So I told my sister want hear some jokes and she was like hit me with best shot fire away and I was like okay I know ur singing and old song yeah I was trying to see if u sing too and I said who do u think I am Chris brown Hi

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school, because when the teacher says I want to have a parent/teacher conference they just go about their day