a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest...
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
two lesbians adopted a cat that night the cat ran away why ?
because it heard one say i'm gonna eat that pussy
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
the teacher told me to put my MP3 away so i brought out my MP5, now that bitch knows what not to tell me
What did the lungs say to the cigar?? 'You take my breath away...'
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What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
Me-are you an orphan? Boy-yeah, what gave me away? Me-....ur parents
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? -- Because she always ran away from the ball.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
Why wouldn’t Mr Bee 🐝 push Ms Bee 🐝 away?
Believe he loves his honey.
Dad. Son who do you want to marry when you grow up? Son. A ugly girl. Dad. Why not a pretty girl? Son. A pretty one might run away. Dad. So and ugly one might to. Son. Yeah but who cares.
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Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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I don't think my gf likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
