People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
