Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
