Aviation jokes
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.