(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best piolot in iraq
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
what do u call a plane with no wings? sally
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
