Aviation jokes
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.