What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
