pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Hey man, i was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
i dont like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, its il-eagle.
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
