Aviation jokes
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.