The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
Whats the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
my dad died in 911 he was a good pilot
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Producer: we need to stop testing out products on animals. CEO: shapoo companies do it all the time Fairchild republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
You might think these jokes are plane.
My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
