When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
"I’m coming for you two!"
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
