Aviation jokes
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
When your plane heads for New York...
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Roses are red, violets are violet,
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.