Aviation jokes

Roses are red, violets are violet,

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot!

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot.

You racist fuck!

What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?

Pilots. You racist f*ck.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.

I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?

A 797.