Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
