Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
"That plane lookin kinda low."
I thought it was polite to open the door for a lady, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.