Aviation

Aviation jokes

Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?

Because they are afraid of the jet.

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.