I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
