Aviation jokes
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu