Aviation jokes
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."