Autism jokes
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
Memes
Im so special
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.