Autism jokes
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Im so special
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
I'm the autism.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
An autistic man walks into a bra.