Autism jokes
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Memes
Im so special
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.