Autism

Autism jokes

Brother

Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Dog

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

Rolex

People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.

Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!

Hand

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

Loop

How do you know someone is autistic?

They get stuck in a loop very often.

Autistic

Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.

Kid

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!

Cure

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.

Light it up blue 🔵

Child

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

Blowjob

Blowjob

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.