Autism jokes
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Im so special
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Your mother.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.