Autism jokes
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Memes
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Your mother.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
The Twilight fanbase.
Hahahahaha......... Autism.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.