Autism

Autism Jokes

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Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

Gun

When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.

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  • Website

    I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

    Kid

    It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

    I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

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  • Autistic kid

    What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

    "I thought what we had was special!"

    Kid

    What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!

    Gold

    Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

    Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

    Kid

    What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

    Chewbacca.

    Vegetarian

    There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

    They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.

    Syndrome

    Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?