Autism jokes
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Your mother.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
This stuff is messed up, you people.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.