Autism jokes

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Aarghraawa."

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!

What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"

Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.

Light it up blue 🔵

Listen to the autism song on TikTok.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.

Your mother.

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

This stuff is messed up, you people.

When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.

What do you call a Censor with Autism?

A Censorspaz.

How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.

It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.

I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?