Autism jokes
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
Im so special
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Autistic students are the best, hands down!
My son.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
An autistic kid.
Pacman
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!