Autism jokes
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Aarghraawa."
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Memes
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Your mother.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.