Autism jokes
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
Autistic students are the best, hands down!
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
Connor Davison
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."