Autism

Autism Jokes

Art

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

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  • Music

    I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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  • Apple

    What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

    The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

    Test

    I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

    Autistic

    Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.

    Drum

    Why are drums and autistic people the same?

    They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

    Orphan

    Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?

    Because they don't know where home is.

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  • Trans Men

    What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

    Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."

    (I'm a trans man myself lol)

    Vaccine

    A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....

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  • Depression

    If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.

    Spectrum

    What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.

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  • Part

    The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.

    Kid

    What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

    A boomerang.