What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree? The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
