Autism jokes
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
The Harry Potter fanbase.