Neurodiversity jokes

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

I'm the autism.

What do you call an army of autistic people?

Special forces!

Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.

An autistic man walks into a bra.

What’s the difference between autism and gender?

Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.

I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

What do you call an autistic army special forces?

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

I'm autistic.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

Autistic spesh people are drongos.

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?