Attraction jokes

Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!

Having sex with three people is a threesome.

Having sex with four people is a foursome.

Then maybe I am handsome after all...

Are you my friend?

Because I would make you more than that.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."

Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)

Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?

Because she got Avogadro's number!

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!

Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"

#she is sex*

What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.