Attraction jokes
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
I'm horny and gay.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
Are you my friend?
Because I would make you more than that.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!