Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Attack Jokes
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
