Attack jokes
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Allah akbar.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.