Attack jokes
Allah akbar.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Why was 10 afraid?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.