Attack jokes

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

Thank God I went on the tenth.

Why was 10 afraid?

He was in the middle of 9/11.

What is a terrorist's first move in chess?

C4.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.

South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.

North Tower: No, that was da plane.

Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?

'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.

(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.

You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.