Attack jokes
Allah akbar.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.