Attack jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Memes
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Thank God I went on the tenth.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.