Attack jokes
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Allah akbar.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
Memes
Thank God I went on the tenth.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it's in the middle of 9/11!