Attack jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I went on holiday to the coast the other day, and I saw a shark.
I was alright, but I don't think my feet were.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
Allah akbar.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀