Attack jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
9/11 Joke?
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.