My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Attack Jokes
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
2001, Angry Birds was so amazing. Over 500 people in 2 birds.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Get pranked, bozo!
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
