Attack jokes

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Thank God I went on the tenth.

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.

Why are the Twin Towers mad?

They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.

In British chess I guess they play without a queen...

But in American chess they play without 2 towers.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

911.

911 who?

You said you would never forget.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about 9/11 because we're going to crash tonight?"