Astronomy jokes
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!