Astronomy jokes
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Why does the Sun go to school?
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Uranus is cold.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!