Why does the Sun go to school?
Astronomy Jokes
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Uranus is cold.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Henry is in Uranus.
