Astronomy jokes
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Why does the Sun go to school?
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Uranus is cold.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.