Astronomy jokes
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Why does the Sun go to school?
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Uranus is cold.
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!