Astronomy jokes
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Hey, you might want to look at your butt because there's something coming out of Uranus.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱