Astronomy jokes
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
I like Uranus.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
More like your anus.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!