Astronomy jokes

Why can’t moons walk?

'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!

I like Uranus.

What do you call a black hole?

Butt hole.

Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......

Human: :D

Sun: I want to BuRn you.........

Human: .......

Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....

Human: I should be going now.

Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!

Human: *Screams his last sound*

What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.

Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.

What is God's favorite planet?

Saturn because it has a ring around it.

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)

More like your anus.

What do Americans and stars have in common?

They both love shooting up.

Uranus is blue.

Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!

There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.

2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."