Astronomy jokes
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up......
Human: :D
Sun: I want to BuRn you.........
Human: .......
Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you.....
Human: I should be going now.
Sun: LET ME KILL YOU!
Human: *Screams his last sound*
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
More like your anus.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Is Uranus big? Well... your anus is...
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
There's gonna be 8 planets right after I destroy Uranus.
Uranus is blue.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.