Astronomy jokes
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What is yellow? The sun ☀️.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Uranus is a gassy planet.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!