Astronomy jokes
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Every moon has a silver lining.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
βPluto.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. π€£π€£π€£
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.