Astronomy jokes
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Every moon has a silver lining.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.