Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Astronomy Jokes
Every moon has a silver lining.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. π€£π€£π€£
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
βPluto.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
