Astronomy jokes
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Every moon has a silver lining.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf. You are 432,450 miles tall!
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.