Astronomy jokes
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.