Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Astronomy Jokes
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
I like Uranus.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
