Astronomy jokes
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.