Astronomy jokes
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!