Astronomy jokes
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Yo mama so dumb, when she looked at the light, she said, "Why is the sun so close to me?"
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
NASA is going to probe Uranus, and it might take a while to get there.
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
I like Uranus.