Astronomy jokes
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
The sun is fire.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!