What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Astronomy Jokes
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
The sun is fire.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
