2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
Science took us to the moon and Religion took us into a skyscraper
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
Uranus spins on its side.
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
