Astronomy jokes
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
The sun is fire.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.