Astronomy jokes
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
The sun is fire.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!