Astronomy jokes
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
The sun is fire.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
The sun is already bright, stupid!