Astronomy jokes
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
The sun is fire.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock? It’s a little meteor.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.