Assassination jokes
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
What do you call a butt that kills people?
An ASSassin :)
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
I will pay someone to kill me.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Please don't kill [me].