Assassination

Assassination Jokes

Person: So you know that persons name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dea Friend: Yeah John Wilkes Booth Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln. Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot

Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub

When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”

caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead

JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents, its like their heads were empty

What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?

They were both killed by romans

jfk wife trying to grab his head be like him in haven why did i marrei her welp time for a devorsin