Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Who ended Franz Ferdinand's COD account?
He ended with a Black Handed bang.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
The death of JFK must have splattered on the news.
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'm here to assassinate John Tucker." The bartender replies, "He’s in the restroom." The hitman goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour.
The bartender asks him, "Did you kill him?" The hitman replies with a sad face, “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools, so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour, and when I asked him what’s taking him so long, he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started.”
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
What is the difference between the assassination of César and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by Romans.
What do i think about the Kennedy assassination? First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
