Why can’t you tell jfk facts about Dallas
Last time he was their he got his mind blown.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
what do you call a bullet-head? jfk
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK"
"If you got a question, just shoot"
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A hitman walks into a bar and tells the bartender I m here to assassinate John Tucker. The bartender replies he’s in the restroom. The hit man goes inside the restroom and comes out after 1 hour. The bartender asks him did u kill him? The hitman replies with a sad face “I asked him any last wishes and the guy asked me to allow him to finish his shit as he is half way in passing his stools so I gave him my word that I would wait and so I waited for an hour and when I asked him what’s taking him so long he says he will not be able to finish because he is just getting started”.
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman's forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad... i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents, its like their heads were empty
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't.” JFK’s assassin certainly can!
What is the difference between the assassination of césar and the assassination of Jesus?
They were both killed by romans
What do i think about the Kennedy assassination? First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
Please no kill
jfk wife trying to grab his head be like him in haven why did i marrei her welp time for a devorsin
