Asked jokes
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl who?
Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.