Asked jokes
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
How do you get "Dick" from Richard?
Ask him nicely.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Normally the reason you don't get a knife when you ask for one is because the person you asked is emo.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.